adds an agreeable sense of macabre to any delirium

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

i’ll never understand why some people have a problem with trigger warnings. if the content being warned for doesn’t bother you then you can just use it as a recommendation. literally where is the problem. everyone wins.

content warning: this media contains excessive gore and violence that some viewers may find disturbing

me: how thoughtful of them to warn for that so that people can avoid or at least be prepared for things that might upset them

also me:

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rainbow-taishi:

atalana:

theabstruseone:

I slept in and just woke up, so here’s what I’ve been able to figure out while sipping coffee:

• Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.
• The official branding is that a tweet is now called “an X”, for which there are too many jokes to make.
• The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn’t reclaim the username first.
• The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.
• Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name “X” in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for “X” in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.
• The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term “X Japan” is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.
• Elon had workers taking down the “Twitter” name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says “er”.
• He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as “Xvideo”. Nobody tell him.

This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

not that i didn’t want to believe you op, but i had to check that er thing out for myself, bc that just seemed too cartoonishly stupid to be real

but holy shit

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syntheticsapphire:

the deep sea creatures when a scientist shows up with a flashlight outta no where

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wizzard890:

hexgirling:

“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

hard agree with these tags specifically

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pinkaxolotl85:

pinkaxolotl85:

The Sequel to Tiffany G that we never wanted:

Audrey Richards from the OTW Elections

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nickeldoodle:

This Barbie is an ancient Slavic witch

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britcision:

Zetian; *glaring into Shimin’s eyes so he knows she’ll cut him in his sleep*

Shimin: *her face-blob is turned towards me I had better reassure her in case she’s scared 🥺*

sunsetsharkblog:

aye-write:

may I offer my contribution

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dear-ao3:

argumate:

macmanx:

Well, when you put it that way. 🤯

then when Vader meets his son in law (!) the next time for a nice meal he gets shot at and he’s like okay I’m freezing this son of a bitch for later

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jessbeinme15:

yumiiiiiii:

jessbeinme15:

yumiiiiiii:

icecreamsavant:

world-heritage-posts:

prettyboy-bigfoot:

rankeluck:

prettyboy-bigfoot:

khazel-t:

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dog-on-it-tm:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

hey op, what does this say?

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

world heritage post

It’s orange

it’s literally 71

Bestie it’s 74

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

where are you getting that from?

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.

For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.

Also, the car is orange.

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